would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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