SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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