Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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