you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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