you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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