I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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