Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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