Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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