I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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