there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Randomize
