Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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