Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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