yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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