just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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