I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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