But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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