Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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