Christians are straight up FREAKS
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
