just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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