Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
