I bet he comes in French.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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