it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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