After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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