just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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