i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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