Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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