I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
COCAINE IS GR8
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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