He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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