I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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