I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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