I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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