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dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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