She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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