did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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