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(917): View more from New York City

I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

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(909): View more from California

i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(714): View more from California

turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker

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(619): View more from California

he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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(647): View more from Ontario

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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(719): View more from Colorado

There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra

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(703): View more from Virginia

I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS

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