Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize