i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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