Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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