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(402): View more from Nebraska

South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.

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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"

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Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now

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