he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
