i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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