Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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