is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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