oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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