OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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