this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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