Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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