he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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