i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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