STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how can u be prego again
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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