I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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