But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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