all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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